What's so hard about staying on the right side of the road, or sidewalk, or hallway (perhaps I should say the "correct side" but, fuck, this is the United States, where we keep to the right)?
You really think it's okay to hold up a line of traffic to let your kid out in the middle of the street to go to school when you could just as easily pull over to the the curb?
I suppose that red light you just ran was for the guy behind you, because obviously you're too important to stop for anyone else.
You think everyone in the world enjoys your rap, or hip-hop, or country, or booming-so-loud-it-sounds-like-your-car-is-falling-apart noise? We don't. Shut your fucking windows and turn it down, asshole!
Everyone who has a job as a telemarketer; go fuck yourself and die! I don't have any credit card debt, I already sided my house and put in new windows, and I don't give a fuck about your charity!
See that thing below your dashboard about in the center of your car. It's called an ashtray. Put your butts in it if you don't want them shoved up yours!
Hey, dumbass! Yeah, that's right. I know you're a dumbass; you're suing the city because you were too stupid to watch where you were going and walked headfirst into a telephone pole while reading a text from the guy walking next to you who fell down an open manhole.
So, you're too fucking lazy to pick up your grass clippings and decide it's easier to blow it all out into the street. Remember that when I come up to your door after turning your corner and going down on my bike because your leaves and grass made a slippery mess out on the street. Fuck that, you won't remember anything when I blow your fucking head off with my S&W 500.
I think we should have an Idiot Cocksucker Awareness Week. Instead of blocking the street with a march or a rally, we all just go out and beat senseless anyone who does any of the things previously mentioned. We could get like-minded individuals to pledge some dollar amount for each ignorant, arrogant, cocksucker we beat senseless, and all the money would go to...me! Fuck, it was my idea!
You think prison overcrowding is bad? Well, let's let them all out, and you can tell me how bad it was after some of them rape your daughter, murder your wife (or husband), and steal your life savings.
You think whites are racist? Why don't we have White Lawyers of America? Why don't we make a big deal out of the first white person to do anything? Why, if we're all equal, does it matter what race anyone is who does anything? Why do we cry about so many blacks being incarcerated? I've never seen anything in the law that makes it illegal for a black person to do something that a white person can do legally. The law is the law for all of us. After all, we didn't make it illegal to eat chicken or watermellons (that would be racist).
I don't have anything against black people, in general. It just seems that being black is an excuse for being a criminal these days. I hate anyone, of any color, who refuses to obey the law, or to have some respect for other people.
Please, add anything you like to this discussion. Of course, I may choose not to allow your comments, but go for it. I'm open-minded!
