CURRENT EVENTS

Is anyone else getting tired of hearing about all the unrest in the Middle East? I don't care about any of it. It's not news. Those people have been killing each other for thousands of years. Who cares? I say send weapons and ammo to all sides of the conflicts, making tons of money in the process, and maybe they will finally be able to kill each other off. We get whatever is left; oil, sand for glass, dates, and camels. Win, win, win, win, win! Not only that, but we can stop hearing about ISIS and Hammas and Islam and all those names that make me think of Dr. Seuss or some kind of monkey. Hammul Abu Dabi grab yu boobi, and such nonsense. Who thinks up this shit anyway?

TECHNOSTUFF

Why is it that we can have all this tecnology, but nothing seems to work like a normal person would want? Why can assholes use robocalls to annoy us day and night, but we can't figure out a way to stop them? Why can manufacturers make form-fitting plastic containers for their products with embedded security measures, but when we buy them and get them home, we can't get them open without destroying the contents? Why does everything have a life-time guarantee, but when it breaks, all you get is a new piece of shit, if anything? Why do I have to press one to have a pre-recorded message speak to me in my own language? Anyone? Anyone?