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Is anyone else getting tired of hearing about all the unrest in the Middle East? I don't care about any of it. It's not news. Those people have been killing each other for thousands of years. Who cares? I say send weapons and ammo to all sides of the conflicts, making tons of money in the process, and maybe they will finally be able to kill each other off. We get whatever is left; oil, sand for glass, dates, and camels. Win, win, win, win, win! Not only that, but we can stop hearing about ISIS and Hammas and Islam and all those names that make me think of Dr. Seuss or some kind of monkey. Hammul Abu Dabi grab yu boobi, and such nonsense. Who thinks up this shit anyway?